19
34
673

14
942
28758
7747

2726
(via silvermoonlitforest)
12083

37
4849
17529
10642
Runs in the family.
STOP IT
STOP TRYING TO CONVINCE ME THAT EUGENE IS THEIR LOVE-CHILD
Oh God it’s working.DON’T KNOW WHY YOU’RE DENYING IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
(via mekichichifu)
35309
“Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a Vagina! Those things take a pounding!”
(Source: antivan-milkshake, via kekkai)
601
- year is 2392
- child: mommy i can't sleep
- mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
- mother: "THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD"








